I am currently working on a review of Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises”.
It’s proving to be..uhrr…challenging.
But along the way, in my painful research process, I discovered this post-in-the-making from three years ago, and though I no longer remember the key for it, I am nonetheless sure I can reconstruct the key if only I get a few answers. It’s actually an interesting problem…because…
Well, what Steve Ditko character are you?
Don’t tell me you haven’t wondered!
So, reproduced from the archives, here it is in hi-fidelity:
“WHAT STEVE DITKO CHARACTER ARE YOU?
HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS, AND THERE ARE NO OTHERS:
1. Are you unfailingly loyal?
2. Are you a liar?
3. Do you have superhuman powers?
4. Do you show deference to your superiors?
5. Are you in love?
6. Did you ask for this?
7. Do you hate anything or anyone?
8. Do you know about the difference between Good and Evil?
9. Other dimensions: do you think about them?
10. Women: are they weak?
11. Can you trust yourself?
12. Do you cultivate humility?
13. Do you have a rival?
To be perfectly honest, I’m not sure it’ll work. Drunk-and-intuitive me of three years ago seemed to think it’d work…and sober me of one week later apparently approved it, if I can go by timestamps. So there must be something there, mustn’t there?
I guess we’ll see…
But only if YOU, the Reader, accepts this New Amazing…!