Oh, hi there!
No, no…come on in!
I was just putting the finishing touches on my Cryogenic Comics-Creator Cybernetic-Collaboration Coercion Machine!
Yes, it allows me to take any writer and any penciller I want (who are still among the living — you understand — rather bad form to use the dead) and force them to collaborate on some comic or other!
Although I confess I don’t know exactly what type of comic they should work on together…sort of forgot that bit…
Hey, maybe you could help me out, and suggest what they should do!
So far I’ve got (and sure, these all might have happened, conceivably — but this way I made sure):
“Story and Art by Steve Ditko; Script by Grant Morrison”
“Writer, Neil Gaiman; Artist, James Kochalka”
“Writer, Rick Veitch; Artist, Jim Steranko”
“Writer, John Byrne; Artist, Dave Sim”
“Writer, Steve Englehart; Artist Neal Adams”
“Story and Breakdowns by Frank Miller; Finished Art by Brendan McCarthy; Script by Gerry Conway”
Say, forgot to mention…kind of important these guys don’t wake up where they remember going to sleep, savvy? So listen, fill in the blanks for me and I’ll lend you the machine…you can kidnap your own comics folk and have them collaborate for you.
Just don’t mention my name.