And a more insipid non-phrase never existed, I’m sure. But okay, those of you who were foolish enough to answer the question of the last post…
Any of you got a one-hour TV pilot for any of those characters in ya?
We will not start immediately. Uh…
“Wait for my go”?
Good Christ, the man sounds like he’s been hit in the head with a shovel, doesn’t he? Wait for my go. I would correct a four-year-old if he said that. It’s like saying “I’m going to sour cream my potato”, or “the bed pissed itself”, or “I am kind of a little bit of an idiot” or “please do not let me reproduce”. Hmm, no problem there, I perceive, Jeff…
Okay, let’s try it on. It’ll be fun. Personally I’m expecting Sean to do something really strange. Ice Cube in Squigglevision, talking to Paula Poundstone? Who knows. And then David will hopefully make a pitch for a show about a Frank Quitely drawing, YEAH!!!!
Come on, these are good. I mean: Chester Williams? Ambush Bug? Concrete?
Is anyone else amazed that there never was a one-hour TV pilot for Concrete?
Oh come on, let’s try it. I’ll start.
Anyone else who wants to chime in on an Identifier character, please do so either here or on the last post. Somewhere inside twenty-four hours, we begin!
Then twenty-four hours later we can pretend to be TV executives, and think up crap shows to replace them with.
Hey! It’ll be just like Survivor. A race to the bottom.
And I ain’t talking about the contestants.