…To admit that tonight I worked on songs, and under a heavy load of cheap beer (as you must do when you work on songs) and so therefore I did not produce the long-promised Mark Millar post. But I assure my Internet peers that the Mark Millar post is coming…yea, it is coming, maybe the day after tomorrow…
But in the meantime, cogitate on this paradox:
Who are the three worst writers, all-time, of Captain America. In his own mag, guest-starring someplace, in the Avengers…anywhere. Who fucked Cap up the most tremendous ever.
I’ve got my three.
And entries that include the word “Kirby” will be summarily tossed out, by the way. So don’t be a dumbass.
Well, Internet? It’s a damn tricky question, I admit. But it’s just about my only chance to get a day’s wiggle-room on that Mark Millar post. So if you feel like being kind to me…then play along.
And if any ex-Cap scripters or artists are watching…come on guys, after Kirby and Steranko, we all know everybody else is third-rate. No knock on the utility players. But drawing Cap is special, yeah? And writing him is special too. And somebody has to be on the bottom.
Just a joke Internet game.
No true criticism intended.
In fact: please play along.
One of my “worst Caps” is one of the most justly-lauded writers in all of comics. Like, people are going to WHALE on me.
So, just because it’s fun, let’s all play.
I mean no one’s ever played this game before!
And it buys me some time.