I think it’s time to start laying them on.
I thought Western civilization was coming to an end when I learned that high schools no longer require students to write using cursive script…and that in fact they require them not to. But now I’m really worried. Because today I was walking down the street, and made the mistake of looking down at the sidewalk.
Where I saw, of all things, an ad.
Yup; an ad. For Telus Mobility cell phones.
Someone had laid out a stencil, and then run a pressure-washer over it. Result? Nice clean freaking AD, right there on the sidewalk. ON THE SIDEWALK!
I now have a new way of telling if I’m going to bother talking to someone. If they shrug or say “so what” to the idea of advertisements on the SIDEWALK FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!…
Then I’m just going to wash my hands of them. Because from that point on, they’re the enemy.
Because clearly, clearly, CLEARLY…
This is how it all starts.