Attention, Western Canadian readers of this blog! Who also watch TV.
Is it enough already with the fucking “Simply Red” commercials from Telus?
Telus, if you must foist a zombie off on me, at least make it one I can kill by shooting in the head.
If you wouldn’t mind.
I’m about to go all Elvis on this TV, I really am. If I hadn’t read that episode of Billy The Fish (f. Mike Hucknell!) from the Eighties, I would’ve gone fully insane yesterday. I would’ve already been roaming the streets consumed by rage, looking for brains to eat. Oh, not for myself! Just to relieve others of the pain of having a brain, when these god-damned commercials come on.
So: no Telus purchases, not ever.
Say it with me.