Attention, American readers of this blog!
Just saw tonight’s Daily Show (my main source of news this past week-and-a-half), and I have to say: congratulations. May Mitt Romney and his…I guess I have to call them ilk…forever be consigned to the sink-trap at the nethermost point of your democratic process. Right over the Ajax, so it can keep an eye on him.
We all hated that guy; we would not have remained friends with you if he had been elected (shudder) your President. Not that we ever thought he would be! Ha, ha! It is to laugh. But even if he had been the nominee, my goodness. We would seriously have had to think about seeing other people.
We would seriously have had to think about building a border fence.
No blame, though! Sure, we get it: bring guys like this out into the light, so everybody can get a good look at them! It’s a wise use of democratic freedom. It’s commendable. It’s like electoral Jerry Springer. I think it’s healthy.
And I’m grateful, very grateful, that even when you dump bucketloads of cash over rabidity, Americans still won’t call it a hot fudge sundae.
However, I’m still a little bit alarmed by Mike Huckabee. Why is Stephen Colbert going out of his way to help him so much?
Another beautiful joke, Mr. Colbert.