Here we are again. With the New Avengers. Again. Seriously, what makes spider-women such objects of intense fascination in the Quimbyverse? Must every team have one?
Of course I’m speaking of Omega Flight, which thanks to Shane I just found some things out about. And it really does make you think the Q Continuum is a bit of a one-trick pony, doesn’t it? A second-rate Cap, a second-rate Iron Man, someone whose name means “Sentry” (although I assume they’re going with “Vindicator” this time around), the aforementioned sexy ex-SHIELD agent with the spider-motif going on, one (count ’em, one) Canadian…I give it a week before they’re fighting ninjas, I really do. It is simply the most unimaginative shit possible under the circumstances. Thank God for Beta Ray Bill, but…you know, even Horse-Face Thor isn’t cool enough to save this.
Oh, and the Collective was a dumb idea too. Really dumb. And boring. And dumb. Really. But, none of that is the subject, today. The subject today is…
Quimby, are you really gonna dress up an American in my flag as a superhero? Wow. And I suppose you think that’s a great idea.
Remember the movie “Independence Day”? Sure you do. But now, did you know that in Canadian theatres, the destruction of the White House in that movie was greeted by laughter and applause, and even a little high-fiving? Not just in one or two theatres. At every screening.
Do you ever think about why that is?
No…no, you really don’t, do you?
Okay, well then, let’s see what you do know.
Who are Dave and Morley?
Were you sad when Mike Baldwin died on Coronation Street?
Belinda or Condoleeza?
Do you know the words to “Gens Du Pays”?
What is “Screech”?
What’s pictured on the back of the dime?
What, according to Canada Post, does the word “Canada” mean?
Ever been to Summerside? It’s beautiful, right?
Oh my goodness, Quimby, that really wasn’t very good at all. But how can you claim to represent our country to us, if you don’t even know what it is? Hmm?
You just don’t get it. Worse, you don’t even try.
So why should I read your stupid comic, again?
Jackasses. You’re really doing a bang-up job of making me hate you. Hope that was your plan.